- - - - - - "Enron-Time Tonight!" Lyrics by Lauren Weinstein January, 2002 To the tune of "Comedy Tonight" From "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum" With apologies to Stephen Sondheim - - - - - - Something financial, Something substantial, Big bucks come rolling in... It's Enron-time tonight! Buy politicians, Like packaged chickens, Looks like we own D.C., It's Enron-time tonight! Blackouts galore! Prices sky-high! Our man's in the White House, We'll never slide... Just bide our time now, Ride the stock up now, There's nothing not within our sights! Energy tomorrow, Enron-time tonight! Something's now scary, Something's not cherry... Something has gone awry, It's Enron-time tonight! Stock price is falling, Prospects appalling, Better bail out right now, It's Enron-time tonight! Shredders on high! Time's right to sell! Let the stockholders, All rot in hell! What is the moral? Must be a moral... Looks like we screwed them left and right! Honesty tomorrow, Enron-time, Enron-time, Enron-time, Enron-time, Enron-time... TO-NIGHT! = = = = = = --Lauren-- Lauren Weinstein lauren@vortex.com For information about the author, please see: http://www.vortex.com/lauren