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REALITY RESET
"A Day in the Life"

August 13, 2001

Satire by
Lauren Weinstein

lauren@vortex.com

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*** CITIZEN ACTIVITY REPORT ***

C O N F I D E N T I A L

August 11, 2014
1900 - 2100 PDT

Serial Ident: 0A49-Mat4-Net4G-9384-A4939-6
Requested by: Samuels, G. (G59949/DJ-44 WASH)
Request date: August 12, 2014, 0831 PDT
Detail Level: Normal

Citizen ID (E-SSN): 4842-39-2842
Citizen Name: Conners, Gerald T.
Citizen Poli Affil: Republican (030/219-3)
Citizen Voting Rec Score: 63 (Ref 2012 General)

REPORT BEGINS

1900 PDT
LOCAT-Marker B39134
Address Ident: Residence
Conners, Gerald T. (E-SSN: 4842-39-2842)
49212 N. Sawtelle Blvd., L.A. CA 90066-3942-31
Grid Ref: 90066-3942-04550-4

1930 PDT
Power Consum = +.04
RF Detect = Radio (local/terrest): KFWB 980 (News)

1945 PDT
TEL [Dial Source: +310 1121 3912] (Dial OUT 1+11D): +1 415 2801 3913
Dial Dest Lookup: Framil, Betty K. (E-SSN: 5912-32-2911)
Citizen Poli Affil: Democratic (050-239/3)
Citizen Voting Rec Score: 89 (Ref 2012 General)

2015 PDT
Vehicle Start [Vehicle Lic: CA 4LUVYA4-3]
GPS LOCK: Confirmed (Phase +3)

2020 PDT
LOCAT-Marker B59312
En-Route: Intersection: Sawtelle Blvd./Venice Blvd.
Grid Ref: 90066-3912-01111-5
GPS LOCK: Confirmed (Phase +1)

2025 PDT
EVENT: AUTOSPEED TRIGGER
Photo Ident CONFIRMED: Conners, Gerald T. (E-SSN: 4842-39-2842)
(Photo ID Confidence: 98.2%)
Vehicle Lic: CA 4LUVYA4-3
Venice Blvd. (CAM 09493-90066)
Grid Ref: 90066-3912-42919-1
Route Speed Limit: 25mph (+3)
Vehicle Speed (Lic: CA 4LUVYA4-3): 31mph
FINE ISSUED, Debit CC/2919 32294 442190 99338 (First Bank of L.A.)
Total Debit: $1,750.00 (Auth TK4931301)
Points +3: UPDATE Milebank Insurance Policy #2921-1777-43
Confirmed Milebank OPS (BA3990-2D)

2035 PDT
Vehicle Stop [Vehicle Lic: CA 4LUVYA4-3]
3941 Venice Blvd.
Grid Ref: 90064-9921-11193-0
GPS LOCK: Confirmed (Phase +1)
Addr Ident: Bosco Drugstore (ID: 4921/2103-LA-92)

2045 PDT
EVENT: PURCHASE, Debit CC/2919 32294 442190 99338 (First Bank of L.A.)
1) Birthday Card (NottyStuff 0390A-393D) E-UPC: 39293034: $12.50
2) Prophylac Quan:12 (Troj GG93023/Rib) E-UPC: 11948386: $42.12
Total Debit (incl loc tax): $65.49 (Auth TK4938703)

2048 PDT
Vehicle Start [Vehicle Lic: CA 4LUVYA4-3]
GPS LOCK: Confirmed (Phase +3)

2052 PDT
LOCAT-Marker B59791
En-Route: Intersection: Venice Blvd./Robertson Blvd.
Grid Ref: 90064-0003-01393-2
GPS LOCK: Confirmed (Phase +2)
Photo Ident CONFIRMED: Conners, Gerald T. (E-SSN: 4842-39-2842)
(Photo ID Confidence: 99.1%)

2058 PDT
Vehicle Stop [Vehicle Lic: CA 4LUVYA4-3]
Addr Ident: Residence
4388 Robertson Blvd., L.A. CA 90064-2912-01
Framil, Betty K. (E-SSN: 5912-32-2911)
Grid Ref: 90064-2911-39399-1
GPS LOCK: Confirmed (Phase +2)

REPORT ENDS

"Have a Nice Day"

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--Lauren--
Lauren Weinstein
lauren@vortex.com

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